Troubled By Adspeak

Dear YouTube Subscriber!

If you are struggling to find the right words to get people to buy stuff, you're going to want to watch this video!

You're about to hear something that will change your world - FOREVER!

You'll learn how to breathlessly mesmerize readers step-by-step as they progress toward the one goal - buying stuff!

You'll learn these great things:

** How to sound enthusiastic about anything!

** How to use bullet points to drive home your logic!

** How to think in short, meaningless phrases!

** How to manip- er, persuade people to do things they don't really want to do!

** And how to make it all seem innocuous but exciting with the generous use of exclamation points!!!

This Virtual Coffee Break is the best thing that has ever happened, ever!!!!!

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